Thursday, November 30, 2006

not is all as it appears

so it looked really warm out today, that was until you stepped out into the wind blowing ice off of the buildings downtown...brrrr.

So i had an interesting experience today, three of my friends where going to the mall and i said that i had nothing to do so i'd tag along. Oh if i only knew the onslaught that would insue. Did i mention that these three friends also happen to be girls. Now i don't really make a habit of shopping with girls, because i see them shop all day while im at work, but i seemed to have lost my sensability teporarilly. So not only were they shopping, it wasn't just ordinary 'shopping', no, it was dress shopping. Now any guy reading this, if ANY girl asks you to go dress shopping with them, turn and run, fast,far, don't turn back....ever. So we get to the mall and we are going through stores and then my one of my friends starts trying on dresses. Here is how the conversation goes after she comes out wearing dress 1

Friend in Dress: So guys what do you think? Don't you think it makes my boobs look huge!?
Friend 2: um... ya, but i like it
Friend 3: that dress is sooo cute
Me: um... well....

Here is the next predicement, how do you tell a girl she doesn't look good in a dress? especially when she likes it. Its like.... trying to kill Mr. Rogers (lemondemon!), its impossible to do it. Well that's all for now. Im tired. i have a banquet tomorrow. ugh.

1 Comments:

At 7:51 p.m. , Blogger mike said...

You're awesome, Don.
Straight men shopping with ladies generally doesn't work very well.

 

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