Saturday, August 12, 2006

Bad Driving is not my fault


okay, sometimes signs are really bad. Road signs for instance. If you were to take a drive through Calgary sometime, you may see signs like these

Nice...flag?


Okay, you know you have too much money when you use your 300,000.00 car to fly a flag in a parade. I'd bet that the car leaves the garage about once a year, and it appears that it's used as a flag pole

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Um...okay

Gold + Porsche = AWESOME



Tuesday, August 08, 2006

100 of the Most Anoying Things in the World

1. Cold callers
2. Caravans
3. Queue jumpers
4. Screamo Death Metal
5. Traffic wardens
6. Tailgaters
7. Brown nosers
8. People who always talk about Myspace
9. Ex-smokers
10. Noisy neighbours
11. Hangovers
12. Fox News
13. Loud mobile users
14. Men in flip-flops
15. Paper cuts
16. Bad hair days
17. Breaking wind
18. Abi Titmuss
19. Off milk
20. Being put on hold
21. Motorcyclists who weave through traffic
22. Drivers who park in disabled bays
23. Rude shop assistants
24. People who read over your shoulder
25. Skinny people who complain they are fat
26. Stepping in dog poo
27. Big Brother 5
28. Noisy eaters
29. People who don't clear up after their dog
30. Slow drivers in the outside lane
31. Junk mail32. Bossiness
33. Novelty ring tones
34. Somebody nicking your parking spot
35. Diahorrea36. Debt companies
37. Snobs
38. Jehovah's Witnesses
39. Running out of loo roll
40. People who have their phone turned off when you call them
41. Mosquitoes
42. Buses not arriving on time
43. Children who cough in your face
44. Being bloated
45. Leaving your mobile at home
46. Cocky Americans
47. David Blane
48. Spots
49. Stepping in chewing gum
50. Running out of hot water
51. Wasps
52. Headaches
53. Crazy Frog
54. London Tube
55. Losing your glasses
56. Warm beer
57. CDs that skip
58. Paper jam
59. Bottled water
60. Sunburn
61. Running out .. of change
62. People who .. text in capitals
63. Estate agents
64. Stubbing your toe
65. Broken printers
66. Flat tyres
67. People who write 'text back' in texts
68. Breaking a nail
69. Scott Stapp
70. The Teletubbies
71. A pen which has run out of ink
72. Cat hair that sticks to your clothes
73. Running out of gas
74. Flatmates who don't clean
75. Heat rash76. Losing your passport
77. Celebrities with a cause.
78Being hungry
79. Tax returns
80. Road works
81. Cramp
82. Shoppers hitting your heels with their trolley
83. Failing your driving test
84. Burning toast
85. Cold showers
86. Scientology
87. Not being able to find a matching pair of socks
88. Missing the last post
89. Chihuahuas
90. Karaoke
91. Stomach ache
92. PDA (public displays of affection)
93. Craig David
94. Secret workers before exams
95. Socialists
96. Pimped up cars
97. Getting something in your eye
98. Out-of-tune singers
99. Hollyoaks
100. Fake fingernails